irony of Melbourne's wild weather...

The wind was strong enough to knock over shipping containers but somehow my footy is still stuck in this tree pic.twitter.com/Of14BQo3rv

— Connex papi (@adrianplease) October 29, 2021

new Vic cases sharp down...

We thank everyone who got vaccinated and tested yesterday.

Our thoughts are with those in hospital, and the families of people who have lost their lives.

More data soon: https://t.co/OCCFTAtS1P#COVID19Vic #COVID19VicData pic.twitter.com/YwDPcPZt1A

— VicGovDH (@VicGovDH) October 28, 2021

Glad to see a drop in new cases...down 267 on yesterday's data... 

my wild Melbourne dominates my day...

PASSING THOUGHT: What a wild Melbourne...late yesterday afternoon, last night, from 4:00am this morning (woke me) till this afternoon...Nearby Red Hill=utterly devastated with trees on the road, trees hanging on trees + debris everywhere...At least I forgot about removal boxes...

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) October 29, 2021

weather humour for Melbourne's 'out-of-lockdown' day...

End of lockdown, you may leave your house … the weather gods “hold my beer” … #melbourneweather

— DoingTheRightThing (@DaleRodan) October 28, 2021

victoria being battered with our 10th "once in a century" disaster this year#melbourneweather pic.twitter.com/DT6zWFsB27

— ooblah (@oooblahhh) October 28, 2021

#PowerOutageVic #MelbourneWeather Uh-oh pic.twitter.com/dNyDTRFUWO

— man (@shitpostlegend) October 28, 2021

In other news, after a disastrous night of wild winds, Melburnians can collect their Halloween decorations from Gippsland after 6pm. #Melbourne #MelbourneWeather #Covid19Vic

— Adam Parker (@AdingtonP) October 28, 2021

Did Melbourne eat too many baked beans for lunch yesterday? #melbourneweather

— Jules The Red 🐀 (@RedJules4) October 28, 2021

I won’t even think about complaining about any of the tasks I’ve got to do today.#melbourneweather pic.twitter.com/hzmQ3XeBg3

— Ross Calia (@RossCaliaArtist) October 28, 2021

RIP to all the trampolines killed during last night's winds.
You were treasured.

On a side note: CONGRATULATIONS TO ANYONE WHO GOT A NEW TRAMPOLINE THIS MORNING!!!#melbourneweather pic.twitter.com/cUQn9niS5W

— Grousedad (@grousedad) October 28, 2021

It's been a tough day out there if you're a wheelie bin in Victoria.

But one receptacle has gotten into the Halloween spirit, rolling down a road in Wallan, around 50km north of Melbourne's CBD, in an incredibly eerie fashion. #melbourneweather #10NewsFirst pic.twitter.com/5fSXKMyIGa

— 10 News First Melbourne (@10NewsFirstMelb) October 29, 2021

In the western suburbs we're so deprived even the storms are half arsed. #melbourneweather

— lpse Dixit (@IpseDixitCicero) October 28, 2021

This is payback for the "wind doesn't work at night" net 2050 bs from the nationals 🙄 #melbourneweather

— The Shipping Lawyer (@lawyer_shipping) October 28, 2021

Anyone else just lying wide awake in bed wondering if they need to send out a new address because the whole has has moved and landed a few suburbs over #melbourneweather pic.twitter.com/tlI7t4KQjl

— ♒️ (@vlada_sasha) October 28, 2021

Hi neighbours. Anyone missing some gutter? It’s in our veggie patch #melbourneweather pic.twitter.com/1VeB6O4AUm

— Dubrow (@chrisdubrow) October 28, 2021

I’m not too far from the border of metro Melbourne and regional Victoria, I hope @VictoriaPolice don’t fine me if my house ends up in regional Victoria because of #melbourneweather

— Chris Thorburn (@ChrisThorburn33) October 28, 2021

Beautiful day in Melbourne. Saw a flock of trampolines flying south over the bay. Majestic.

— Tim Callanan (@MrTimCallanan) October 28, 2021

I feel like this wind happening on the day retail opens is some cosmic sign we are idiots and nature is done with our d
shit. #melbourneweather

— Voidra's Spooky All Year Round (@voidrantsback) October 28, 2021