Clocked the election announcement...12 minutes, incl. c.3 questions from the press (mostly 'bandaids' from his speech)...It's a choice...The government you know+the one you don't...It's a plan...
— 🇺🇦🌻Gemma Wiseman-on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) April 10, 2022
+'Thank you very much'- SM turned tail+walked out...
Zero connection with anyone...
And followed by laughter...
— msinformation (@KindRegardz) April 10, 2022
Had to double-check this unbelievable coincidence...'The Titanic sailed out of Southampton, England, on its maiden and only voyage on April 10th, 1912' = 110years ago...
— 🇺🇦🌻Gemma Wiseman-on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) April 9, 2022
The extra 10 years almost = Coalition power (September 2013)...
The Ship of Fools (Plato) is on the way out...
Feel a little sorry for 'embarrassed'? SPUKES - an accomplished ukelele group on the Mornington Peninsula. Throughout the year they play at various events e.g. the Rosebud Kite Festival, Buskfest, Christmas Parade+other community-based fundraising events. SM insults their skills.
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) February 12, 2022
This comment is in response to SM's attempt to publicise his ukelele skills...
PASSING THOUGHT: Feeling more than a bit creeped out and very very thankful. Our pseudo PM was in Mount Eliza today at Coco's hairdressing salon washing the hair of an apprentice. Mount Eliza is not far from my Dromana home. So so glad I was at school and missed the performance.
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) February 4, 2022
Our Australian pseudo PM is definitely adept at this...Thanks to his remarkable marketing skills, he has invented special word salads that leave any attempt at relevance, logic and validity stranded high and dry in the wilds...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 31, 2022
Love this word...
PASSING THOUGHT: Question - Does no one feel obliged to advise SM; to deter him from forklift-style public blunders?
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 21, 2022
(OR perhaps he chooses entitled, selective deafness?)
OR it's all part of the 'inner party' plan to let him self-destruct?
Opposition is both without AND within?
Wow...Doesn't this 'glove' fit our Australian pseudo leader...I am sure that he has plenty hoarded in stock for his personal PR emergencies...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 17, 2022
Scott Morrison invents back stories to suit his narrative
— 🕯 RonniSalt 🕯 (@RonniSalt) January 17, 2022
A shameless liar of a kind our media haven't dealt with before, he writes stage plays in his head as he speaks where he directs proceedings in an alternative reality
Often does this with his wife too, "Jenny told me X"
Perhaps supermarket shopping is not so bad...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 12, 2022
Try a little personal amusement in the herbs and spices aisle... https://t.co/IfRoi0vqxC
SM's speeches = a word salad because that leaves his options open. If confronted/challenged later, he can interpret the ingredients of the original, said salad in any way he wants according to his current impulse. It's a tossed salad after all, not based on any known recipe.
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 5, 2022
If only I could photoshop the reverse...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 3, 2022
A past student of mine responded to her French Revolution studies with the kind of image I had in mind...
(My very bad morning thoughts must get better) pic.twitter.com/Z3VBDojNOe
Why is it that SM's tone of voice always sounds as if he is telling off children?...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 3, 2022
In the midst of word salad explanations, there is always a clipped, admonishing sentence with a 'no argument' sign attached or some sarcasm directed to anyone (any fool) who thinks differently...
Until now, I believed those 'Hawaiian jaunt v. bushfire crisis' photos would boot SM out...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 3, 2022
But now I think this is the winner...
SM, in all his entitled arrogance, is squarely facing the camera...at us...
'This is the glory of me and not you'...
SM is NOT the Australian way...😡
And no...it's not your fish...It's all mine...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 2, 2022
SM professes to be Australia's current god...in name but not deed...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 2, 2022
He is our emperor with no clothes... pic.twitter.com/t4AOZ11H5f
BUT BUT...All those suggestions are so sensible...so logical...That is not the way of the Australian government...This government cuts through the national obvious benefits+favours the select 'in crowd'.. at least, those select for now... till they too may face the trash can...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 1, 2022
I just wonder how in any way this personal SM boast appeals to any particular audience - the income strapped, the hungry for either food or leadership...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 1, 2022
I even imagine that his 'mates' could be unimpressed?...
Nope...It's just all about he who is king in his own lunchbox...
The state of Australian federal politics, David Milner's uncut version.
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) December 3, 2021
Notice the introductory spew of alliteration:
'a rapey, racist, rorty rabble', describing 'Canberra's disease' in the political chambers of power so graphically.
It's worth a read... https://t.co/Or6FP81fAU pic.twitter.com/UcjV3t7I1N
Utterly brilliant as always...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) December 3, 2021
For me, the standout comment: 'We are a nation entrapped by the myths we tell ourselves about ourselves... We are conditioned to love our coal and disdain our brains.'
Overall, the article = a fantastic 'ouch', scorching a burnt political desert.👏
I normally cherry-pick one or two sentences from your piece to retweet but this week’s entry is overladen with exquisite gems and excoriating truth-bombs. It must simply be read in its entirety as a magnum opus.
— Queen Cersei (@QueenCerseiX) December 3, 2021
I wouldn't wish Morrison merry syphilis, so Albo is a much bigger man than I.
— Claude Tozer (@claudetozer) December 3, 2021
🤣S.Morrison connections? #ScottyfromMarketing? 👍Queen Victoria first tasted authentic Indian curry in 1887 when her servant Abdul Karim cooked it for her. She pronounced it to be ‘excellent’. For 13 years till her death, curries were served at luncheon. https://t.co/obWO0f61V4
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) November 15, 2021
A small attempt at partial translation - If 'double-minded' means 'indecisive', then SM suggests that there is one clear answer to border protection? Which is? Gold standard secret?
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) November 15, 2021
O well...I tried...😒😒😒
'Happy Feet' - NOT...😠😡🙁😡😬
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) November 2, 2021
COP23 President in Bangkok Thailand, 2018, Fijian Prime Minister Josaia Voreqe Bainimarama, levers Scott Morrison to document more concrete climate plans rather than rely on 'impulse bandaids'.
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) November 1, 2021
I guess this is a healthy 'island-to-island' gesture. Small island helps big island? https://t.co/2mFoFsOvqG
The Fijian President graciously handing SM a guideline for a plan for climate action floored me; a plan beyond the pledges. A small island teaching a big island how it's done. OK. So Josaia Voreqe Bainimarama was COP23 President - clearly with more experience. But still...
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) November 1, 2021
@EmmanuelMacron On behalf of all Australians, thank you for your insightful round-up of what's unfolding at the G20 leading up to the COP26. Our embarrassing PM =just a 'spin doctor' seeking 'photo ops'. We cringe viewing his world stage antics+much prefer seeking news elsewhere.
— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) November 1, 2021
