retirement - a chuckle in gargles...

A morning chuckle...Just had to retweet this one...as retirement is looming close on my horizon...
Now...I just need the husband... https://t.co/jAiEnLRO3z

— 🇺🇦🌻Gemma Wiseman-on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) March 27, 2022

I'm not weird...

Jus' cos'... pic.twitter.com/JaJX9hhhlX

— 🇺🇦🌻Gemma Wiseman-on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) March 26, 2022

classroom visitors...

I'll admit it...When I retire, I will miss all those exciting moments...
There were many...
But memories will keep me smiling... https://t.co/t36C87KiT1

— 🇺🇦🌻Gemma Wiseman-on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) March 6, 2022

message understood...

Message understood...https://t.co/nGxJq4RN1G

— 🇺🇦🌻Gemma Wiseman-on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) March 4, 2022

a little well-placed humour never goes astray...

We Victorians are so fortunate to have a premier who attempts to connect with people...
And a little humour along the way, in the 'right' context, doesn't go far astray... https://t.co/ePnzxQal5q

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) February 2, 2022

healthy motions...

O yes...A good morning wake-up call...
Nothing worse than a politician who has not passed regular, healthy motions... https://t.co/f1DSbGW0NG

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 24, 2022

quirky illusion...

Adore the quirky humour of illusions and delusions...
This one spins along so well... https://t.co/ouXJ8tNU9i

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 20, 2022

Cloud Cuckoo Land...

Cloud Cuckoo Land seems to be populating at a fast rate of knots these days...
If the PM can party during lockdown, so then can any who dare to claim clone identity... https://t.co/Gby2IA4425

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 15, 2022

Delta and Omicron anagram...

The fact I am retweeting this = an indication of the foggy state I am in...
The minuscule weird and wonderful seem to be amusing me...
But this one does have a bite... https://t.co/oHkrqxFjQS

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 14, 2022

pandemic amusement...

Alternative amusement during a pandemic...
There seems to be no end to quirky creativity...
Great distraction... https://t.co/Jo23ima2BG

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 12, 2022

herbs and spices amusement...

Perhaps supermarket shopping is not so bad...
Try a little personal amusement in the herbs and spices aisle... https://t.co/IfRoi0vqxC

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 12, 2022

some sorely needed moving humour...

I needed some great humour about moving...
After a great start, getting a small truck loaded on the first round, I'm buckling...
Sorting stationery is a full-on nightmare...Why'd I stash it in so many random places...
+ Do all those pens really work?
Check each one or just dump? https://t.co/sp7czcWZAB

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) January 10, 2022

Foley's special brand of humour...

“Signature soothing savagery”. Champagne prose, love it!

— Tom TheTabbyCat (@TThetabbycat) January 6, 2022

Marty always brings the smack down and they're on the floor before they even know he's taken aim at them 😂

— PRGuy (@PRGuy17) January 6, 2022

Rose (aka Betty White) stories...

BETTY WHITE - What a legend...timeless...
8 Rose Nylund St Olaf Stories to Start Your Day... https://t.co/M3g78lRbGT via @YouTube

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) December 31, 2021

BETTY WHITE - What a legend...timeless...
8 Rose Nylund St Olaf Stories to Start Your Day... https://t.co/M3g78lRbGT via @YouTube

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) December 31, 2021

I'd like to think that when Betty White arrived in Heaven she asked, "So is this Heaven?" and Bea Arthur told her, "No, it's Hell with better lighting, Rose"

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) January 1, 2022

morning smile courtesy of some memory plaques...

A memory plaque to welcome the morning with a possible smile or two... https://t.co/IFNBHg5hGC

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) December 28, 2021

It is! The footpath runs next to his old house, which he'd called Farkham Hall. The new owners have taken down the hideous, tall fence by the footpath, renamed the house, and (I think) put up this memorial bench. Good on them.

— Mary Ann Lund (@BurtonsAnatomy) December 27, 2021

Dorset. The Maggs family made Mills bombs in the second World war.

— Mary Ann Lund (@BurtonsAnatomy) December 27, 2021

Perhaps this memory plaque is worth another morning smile? https://t.co/6pW1yj5c53

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) December 28, 2021

crazy but creative...

It seems to be the night for finding the crazy/creative stuff...
Love it... https://t.co/PoF1F3rJ24

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) October 18, 2021

hilarious monologue of LG manual...

I think I'd slightly tweak SM's title for extra dramatic 'thump'...'Croc-o-Coal Dundee'...
The concept of the NY billboard about a PM in another country is certainly 'arresting'+confronting...But if this goads SM to 'do something', (ahem), then our embarrassment is worthwhile...

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) October 18, 2021

dissolving mask conflict...

Brisbane shopping centre. Qcode at entry, Newsagent, chemist then Coles. Spent 5 minutes walking up and down the aisles. Shared a joke with one man. Penny drops. God, I forgot to put on my mask! I would have been so grateful if someone had told me to mask up.

— 💧💦 💙Janet-Ann 🕯 (@MrsSplitz) October 8, 2021

I switch aisles then walk towards them, & right before walking near them fake sneeze (with mask on of course) the biggest I can manage!
The looks are hilarious, especially when you make direct eye contact, & the about face, walking the other way are an absolute crack up!🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/TrfiR2tlxI

— MJ (@MJ_25_) October 8, 2021

I shouldn't laugh...I really shouldn't laugh...The situation could be serious in more ways than one...BUT what a creative way to dissolve conflict...Rock that gas...

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) October 8, 2021

After reading all these responses, my little IGA in Dromana is looking like a saint...Staff + customers (right from the carpark) all masked up + sign-in used - manual+QR code...Not an issue...I think I should be very grateful...🙏

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) October 8, 2021

pocket-sized studio...

Good to see both humour and art happily collaborating in a pocket-sized studio...
This pandemic is certainly bringing out some creative spins on life...
@albaricoque_agc🎨 https://t.co/K3X2bBsbhY pic.twitter.com/jmpqK7AQiH

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) September 28, 2021

Collaborate with Andy Warhol?
NFT art is all the rage….with the right spin it must be worth at least US$3.78mil? Cultists will discuss the significance of the fluff at 23 minutes…

— 💧Roen Lloyd Davis (@RoenDavis) September 27, 2021

You'll need a soundtrack. Could I suggest One Hand In My Pocket?
Thanks, I'll see myself out.

— IrmaGherd (Retired Nurse Thug)✳💉💉 (@maureenchuck1) September 27, 2021

Venice Film Festival: titled Lint

— Phil Gorman (@PhilCygnus) September 28, 2021

Put it in your other pocket for the same time. Don't want to be accused of bias!

— bhogan54 (@bhogan541) September 27, 2021

panic for sale...

Meanwhile, in supply-rattled England, panic is up for sale at many competitive rates...
Even a trade option is available...
British humour at its best in this thread, with a rather unsettling, serious undercurrent... https://t.co/aolfM3KpNz

— Gemma Wiseman - on Bunurong land, Kulin Nation (@AuraGem) September 27, 2021

I’ve got a market stall for it. I’m a panic merchant 😁👍

— Gary Black 💙 (@GaryBlack1970) September 27, 2021

Oh god you and me both. You can have a crate of panic with a side order of chronic pain thrown in. 2 for the price of 1 - it’s your lucky day 📦 x

— Charlotte Trendell (@char_trendell) September 27, 2021

Trade you some anxiety?

— sabina varga (@sabinavarga) September 27, 2021

Would you do a part exchange for some despair?

— Mr Edwards: Maths Meister (@MathsMeister) September 27, 2021

I’ve already got enough stockpiled, but thank you 😂

— Rachel Wheeler (@rachelhappyface) September 27, 2021