Wednesday, it's said, owns a hump.— Tim Mallon (@PatMalo85776814) July 29, 2020
Yet when I spoke to my friend Tina Turner about this, she said, "Tim,
it's simply a crest."
Yes it is Tina, it's simply a crest.
Upon reflecting about my Wednesday tweet, in which I conversed with my friend Tina Turner, I am of the view that I must have been feeling melancholy.— Tim Mallon (@PatMalo85776814) July 29, 2020
When I explained this to Tina, she said, "Tim, you're simply depressed."
Upon grasping the truth that Tina possesses zest, I undertook to understand her further.— Tim Mallon (@PatMalo85776814) July 30, 2020
I asked if I could perhaps take up lodgings with her and Ike?
She graciously replied, "Tim, you are simply my guest!"
I'm simply obsessed!🤦♂️— Tim Mallon (@PatMalo85776814) July 30, 2020
It would appear that my relationship with Tina Turner has, regrettably, soured. My curiosity and questions seem to have become a source of irritation to Tina and she has demanded I desist from tweeting about her again. She said, "Tim, you're simply a pest!"— Tim Mallon (@PatMalo85776814) July 31, 2020
So, farewell Tina...
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