a wry view of Victorian lockdowns...

Vic lockdown 1.0: How many new cases are there?
Vic lockdown 2.0: How many mystery cases?
Vic lockdown 3.0: How many tennis player cases?
Vic lockdown 4.0: How many Delta cases?
Vic lockdown 5.0: How many wild cases?

— Benita Kolovos 🐯 (@benitakolovos) July 21, 2021

Predictions:

Vic lockdown 6.0: how many unvaccinated cases
Vic lockdown 7.0: how many hospitalised cases

— Dr Neela Janakiramanan (@NeelaJan) July 21, 2021

You forgot the classic 'linked?' for lockdown 4.0.

— Bronte Dealy (@bronte_dealy) July 21, 2021

Moving goalposts. Don’t forget ‘exposure sites’ popped up in 4.0 too.

— ajn (@thefignewton) July 21, 2021